Martha Stewart is no Paula Deen. Instead of buttering up her foods, Stewart’s been slowly buttering up the public, introducing a new side of herself that’s light and friendly.
A source tells Confidenti@l that over the past four months, the domestic diva has made a conscious effort to wear shorter skirts and say funnier things in an attempt to show people that it’s not just her oven that gets warm — and she’s enlisting the help of Bravo’s Andy Cohen to help with the makeover.
Martha's right about one thing - all of this is "disgusting."
The image of Martha "shagging" Gates - that sure counts.
You may find it difficult to see Bill Gates as a sexual being, but if you think about it, he's been screwing with public schools and teachers for years.
Okay you can go back to drinking your coffee.
Uncle Tonoose is not coming for dinner!
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